while i was sleeping

I just woke up one morning with my uric acid level bursting through the ceiling. and so this mental pervert, after years of imbibing nothing but toxins, now hobbles. Indeed, uric acid, just like life, begins (troubling you) at 40.

That this is temporary according to his internist is something that the mental pervert dismisses. He should know, after all lunacy and gout are just two of the genetic defects of his lineage. Plus of course the fact that he lives in a place where seafood comes dirt cheap.

Still life goes on for the mental pervert. But already he’s thinking what shade of cane goes well with his skin tone.